With the season's celebrations coming to a close, we're happy to announce our newest GOAT and employee of the month, Dorian Parran! It turns out that Dorian is actually our employee of the month for December, and every other month I've posted about since launch is one month off because I crossed some wires. That's why I'm not employee of the month, and instead I'm pounding away at the news desk here. My day will come, but I've got stalwart competition with all these massive tech-heads around me. 

Dorian has proven himself to be a valuable asset to the team and has recently persevered through a challenging month, earning him the recognition he deserves. Despite facing numerous challenges and setbacks, Dorian completed all his tasks with a smile and a can-do attitude. That's pretty rad; if I manage to do that, I'm usually grimacing pretty hard so I can tell you firsthand it ain't easy. 

Dorian's talents don't stop at his technical prowess; no, Dorian is by far the best-dressed individual in the office. Always looking sharp and putting in the extra effort to make a good impression, Dorian has raised the bar for fashion standards in the office, which is a mixed bag. Now we have fashion standards instead of a dress code, and I got a moving violation from the fashion police for having an out-of-season jacket. I mean it's worth it because we all love Dorian, but I'd like my casual Fridays back because these leather pants pinch in all the wrong ways. Congrats, Dorian, for making the rest of us look bad.

We love all of our employees like candy - which is to say, some better than others. Kidding! Dorian is just the best-dressed candy. 'Til next time friends, stay cybersecure!

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